Cat: Oh, this is nice. He he. It’s doing funny things to my tongue. He he he. NOOOOooooo! Don’t eat my face! NOOOOoooo! He he. Tongue.
Portia Baladad is ANDPOP's former online editor. She likes cats, bacon and good television. Her Twitter (@pbaladad) is where all bad jokes go to die. She also writes about fashion and takes photos which you can see on her website, portiabaladad.com.