Well, this is one way to get people off an airplane quickly. I would’ve suggested a rabid raccoon or squirrel because I think they’re pretty scary. What? You think squirrels are cute and harmless? You’ve never had one stalking your window, have you? Or had one enter your house through your window during the summer because you’re landlord didn’t provide your student home with a screen for the summer? Okay, I guess I understand why you don’t understand the scary factor of your mere city squirrel.
