I know zombies are a really big thing right now (do you have your survival plan ready?), but there are just a few things I’d rather not associate with the Walking Dead, one being perfume.
There’s nothing more disgusting that smelling like rotting flesh so it’s a bit odd to that perfume maker Demeter decided to make a his and her zombie perfume set. “Lucky” for us, they didn’t go that route. According to their website, this is what zombies smell like in their overly scented world:
Zombie for Him: Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth. A definite must-have for any Man’s scent collection.
Zombie for Her: A slightly lighter version of the Men’s fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.
Mildew? Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel? Okay, it’s official: there’s absolutely no hope for zombie romances to occur (sorry Warm Bodies) unless you’re into that kind of stuff.