Man, it must be so good being a sloth.
Now, CC the Sloth from the Staten Island Zoo gets her make-up done before her appearance on The Today Show. Just look at her being so goddamn cute in that chair and knowing that everyone is in love with her. It’s like, “Yeah, you fawn over me. I know I’m that cute! Huzzah!”
Okay, so if we do reincarnate when we die, can I just be a sloth? Please? Pleassssssssse?!