This Is How Your Cat Should Thank You

Dear cat,

Your human does quite an awful lot for you. He/she/they feed you, scoop your poop, buys you catnip and even provides a designated scratching post no matter if you don’t use it. They also save you from sticky situations like this one:

via Reddit

So instead of scratching your owner half to death the next time they save one of your nine lives, we suggest thanking your owners like this:

1. Hug Your Human

2. Hold Your Human’s Hand

3. High Five Your Human (with assist from Andy Samberg)

4. Seriously, High Fives Go A Long Way

5. Kisses Are Nice (but not too many; your tongue is scratchy)

6. Cuddling With Your Human Would Also Be Nice

Basically, don’t be such a ass, cat, the next time we save you from a tree.