A Virginia news anchor couldn’t keep her shit together as she was delivering the night’s top story: a fat cat who goes swimming. The cat in question, named Holly, “is a 13-year-old cat who dislikes the outdoors and other physical activities” (GPOY!). Because of her lack of exercise, Holly now swims to stay in relative shape and uses a life vest to do so. No wonder WDBJ7’s Susan Bahorich couldn’t keep it together. Just look at that cat’s expression. She does not want to be there at all and has suddenly realized that Garfield has been lying to her the whole time: you can’t just eat lasagna all the time and have it all! The lies they tell us.