Spiders, Go Home. You Don’t Belong Here

Posted on February 28, 2013 by
Spider in Oreo

I understand that we must preserve the delicate balance of nature to the best of our abilities. I also know that we can’t go off and start killing everything we don’t like because everything has a role to play in our ecosystem. Unfortunately for us, this includes spiders. While I try my very best to capture those lurking around my home, I still am a little upset that they just can’t seem to stay outside. Basically, here are five places where spiders shouldn’t be:

1. In Oreos (I really hope that this is fake)

Spider in Oreo

2. In Phones

3. Invading towns and making nests on telephone poles

4. In Ears

5. Or in magical schools for witches and wizards

Yup, I’m going to go curl up in a corner and cry now.

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  • Mimi

    Couldn’t agree more….

  • kyle

    How does #2 look like a phone? My guess is that it’s an alarm clock. It sure looks like one, but it’s definitely not a phone.