Dear College Humor,
One word: why?
I like Dave Chappelle. I also really like Zooey Deschanel. But this monstrosity that you have bestowed upon us may just be the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen. I never thought I would ever live to see Zooey’s large, soulful eyes paired up with Dave’s facial hair. It’s not a pleasant visual experience, but yet, here I am still staring at it like the trainwreck it is. Damn you. Damn you all.