Are you ironic? Do you have a beard? Are you wearing mom jeans that you got at a basement vintage shop with your little sister’s old T-shirt? If so, talk to your doctor. You might have “Hipster.”
Hipster affects people between 16 and 35 and comes with many worrisome symptoms including scarf-wearing, vinyl and buying fair trade. There’s hope for you: Unpretentiousil. The medication will prevent you from your incessant need to not look, act and feel like everyone else.
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