Just in case you haven’t been keeping up with Lindsay Lohan’s tabloid-friendly life, the “actress” recently tried to get out of out another date with the law.
Lohan attempted to avoid her early Wednesday court appearance in Los Angeles by procuring a doctor’s note that said Lohan was too sick to fly from New York City. Unfortunately for her, the paparazzi caught her doing a little shopping in SoHo not looking sickly at all and which forced the star to take the red eye to L.A. once the photos hit the internet.
In honour of Lindsay Lohan’s failed attempt, may we present to you some foolproof methods of getting out of school or work (and by foolproof we really mean not going to work at all).
A Doctor’s Note from 30 Rock’s Dr. Spaceman
A Hand-Written Note from a 5 Year Old
The Ferris Bueller Technique
and This Yahoo Answer (This might actually work)
Just don’t say these excuses: