There are some days where I wish I were just a little bit more clever when it came to taking tests and exams in school. I don’t mean in the “Hey! I just aced that mothereffing math test, y’all!” I mean, I wish I was that person who, when encountering a really mind boggling answer, came up with a hilarious but totally wrong answer instead of sweating buckets and leaving the question blank. (Curse you, hypothetical Asian F!)
Basically, I wish I were this kid:
and this kid:
And then justify my stupid answer with this:
But I would never want to be this person:
Because that’s just sad.
After I handed in my test filled with stupid answers, I would’ve totally been all, “BOOM!” DROP THAT MIC!
Thankfully, I’m done school so I never have to take another test or exam again.