Dear Britney Spears,
We meet again. It feels like yesterday when I was clutching onto my cassette tape of …Baby One More Time thinking, “this is the greatest thing I have ever owned.” But nowadays, we can all just click onto YouTube and watch your latest music videos as soon as they premiere. Last night was one of those nights.
Now while we’re all in love (literally infatuated) with your new video “Scream & Shout” with will.i.am, your own reaction seems to be a bit different. Cue classic Britney reaction gif here:
This was your exact reaction to the mention of the music video this week on The X-Factor. I’m a bit confused Britney. Are we all watching the same music video as you? Because you are clearly some sort of raven-eqsue goddess who casually juggles balls of fire in the video. The masterpiece deserve a reaction more like this:
That’s the spirit. Now while I’m sure many of your fans miss your kilt wearing days, the “Scream & Shout” video is of epic proportions. Not only is there one Britney in the video, but multiple Britneys doing some sort of hypnotic dance. You pretty much own the video by strutting your stuff across the screen, with a “bow down to me” attitude. I wish you had this same sort of confidence whenever someone mentions your videos.
One thing’s for sure — it’s Britney, b*tch. And you are here to stay.