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Gay women will marry your boyfriends

Posted on November 23, 2012 by

Earlier this month we posted a humorous and thoughtful video by CollegeHumor in which gay men threaten to marry the girlfriends of men who don’t support gay marriage. Now gay women are taking their turn.

In a new video by , gay women have a message for naysayers: “As gay women ourselves we would just like to say to all those opposed to same sex marriage — whatever — keep marriage between a man and a woman and as a response, we will marry your boyfriends.”

Think about it. They’d be the best wives ever! They love sports, women and video games. While you’re dragging them to the mall to shop for yet another cardigan, they’re playing HALO with him and his cute buddies. While the whole video is all in good fun they make a great point. In the recent U.S. election three states legalized gay marriage bringing the total to nine — let’s bring that number up!

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  • T. Ray

    if you can take them away that easy it was never meant to be. you do it to be spiteful and hurt the person you took to prove a point you are a bigger douche then the person that is against gay marrage

  • waaminn

    That just sounds like a pretty lame idea dude.

    http://www.Tru-Anon.tk

  • http://twitter.com/AhContraire AhContraire

    Since we are such a humorous mood, I have

    A FEW QUESTIONS/COMMENTS on GAY MARRIAGE:

    If gay marriage is ok, why not make polygamy, incest, or pedophilia, OK?

    And all of aforementioned in the name of ‘LOVE’ will justify them all?

    Do the “ends” justify the “means” at any cost?

    Are gays really being honest with themselves and others in “coming out of the closet”? Why the need for gay “pride” in the first place decades ago?

    Perhaps someone can explain why they want to shame others for their hate or homophobia when they themselves needed to advertise and promote their own “pride” well before anyone knew about gay pride?

    ONE LAST POINT/QUESTION.
    Doesn’t the medical community recommend that you, “Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.”?

    Yet, now there are some in the medical community that now say it’s OK to “Sleep with the waste that gets flushed down in the toilet?” and that it’s possible to live a perfectly normal life.

    - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
    IF I OPPOSE INCEST, DOES THAT MAKE ME A BIGOT?
    To those who say that anti-gay marriage supporters are “bigots”, would anyone opposing polygamy, incest or pedophilia also be bigots?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Skip-Nordenholz/100003613616195 Skip Nordenholz

      This is called the slipper slop argument, and it is a logical fallacy, I can make the same slipper sloper argument in the other direction. If we let government control what sex you are allow to marry, what next, the government decides what race, social group, IQ, they test you genes and determine what the best partner is for you to produce children and only allow you to marry them. What next they tell you what jobs you can take where you can live how many children you can have. If two people of the same sex get married it makes zero difference to you so grow up and find something import to worry about.

      • http://www.facebook.com/janetsberger Joey Anetsberger

        Slipper slop huh? Don’t wanna be a slipper slopper.
        Wtf?

    • Punchdrunk

      Polygamy, sure, why not? If it’s between happy, consenting adults, then I don’t see that anyone should have any problem with it. It’s perfectly legal for people to live in multi-partner relationships regardless of their right to marry.

      Incest and peadophilia are different. We have very good reasons to prohibit both of those. Incest, because of the possibility of genetic defects in children, and peadophilia because children can’t give informed consent (there are societal reasons there too, like the fact that it’s more ideal in modern society for children to achieve at least a basic level of education before they have kids).

      There are no similar reasons to prohibit homosexuality, or to restrict the rights of homosexual couples. Only a minority of the population will have a genetic disposition to same sex relationships, so it poses no threat to the birth rate (indeed, thousands upon thousands of children await adoption), no endemic threat to relative genetic normalcy (meaning “within functional norms for a human being of any gender or race”) and no societal threat (the existence of gay marriage doesn’t make heterosexual marriage go away).

      So…yes, you’re a bigot for opposing gay marriage, your argument is a giant false equivalency, you’re an imbecile and I hope you fall in a well.

      A deep one.

      • http://twitter.com/AhContraire AhContraire

        You justify incest and pedophilia due to your “good reasons” but not gay sex?

        Here, let me restate the MEDICAL CONSEQUENCES of GAY SEX:

        ONE LAST POINT/QUESTION.
        Doesn’t the medical community recommend that you, “Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.”?

        Yet, now there are some in the medical community that now say it’s OK
        to “Sleep with the waste that gets flushed down in the toilet?” and
        that it’s possible to live a perfectly normal life.

    • http://www.facebook.com/janetsberger Joey Anetsberger

      Sure, if it’s between consenting adults, it shouldn’t matter. The important keyword there is consent. Children, being unable to consent, are the reason pedophilia should and never would be legal. You’re either an idiot or dishonest (or both, I’m guessing) for not seeing this simple but vitally important distinction.

      • http://twitter.com/AhContraire AhContraire

        The important word here, that gay marriage uses to justify itself and gay sex is “LOVE”. The same word used to justify incest, polygamy, etc.

        Oh, by the way, you didn’t reply/answer to the LOVE part, nor the 2nd question, or worse, the 3rd argument stated above…Wouldn’t want to interrupt you in replying to that LAST POINT/QUESTION would we? Here, I will state it again below so it will easier for you to reply to it.

        - – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
        ONE LAST POINT/QUESTION.
        Doesn’t the medical community recommend that you, “Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.”?

        Yet, now there are some in the medical community that now say it’s OK
        to “Sleep with the waste that gets flushed down in the toilet?” and
        that it’s possible to live a perfectly normal life.

    • http://twitter.com/cwm9 cwm9

      Oh noes! I never thought of that!

      Quick, let me change my vote before the pedo army comes for my kids!

      Sorry, that absurd argument doesn’t hold water for anyone but those opposed to gay marriage.

      I once heard this argument that humans being related to apes because they share a high percentage of DNA is like clouds being related to watermelons because they have such a high percentage of water. When we don’t don’t try to respond to these accusations, it’s not because we’re dumbfounded. It’s because the argument is so dumb it’s not worth debating.

      Oh, and the whole ‘bananas were made by God’ argument? Bananas are seedless and fit our hands because of human intervention by breeding programs.

      Your cluelessness would make you so cute, if only you weren’t so clueless.

      • http://twitter.com/AhContraire AhContraire

        I love it!!!

        You are so dumbfounded by the first arguments, you spend oh too much time to introduce other new arguments so as NOT to reply to the original argument because they are TOO BENEATH YOU or STUPID to even deserve a reply…Oh Dear!!!

        If the original arguments are so easily to invalidate, just do a direct reply/argument and be done with it. But no!! LET’s misdirect, spin, give other arguments to justify not replying to the first!!!!

        • http://twitter.com/AhContraire AhContraire

          Oh, by the way, if you are so dumbfounded on these gay marriage arguments that you can’t even answer it, wait till you hear the *new* ones against atheism!

          You shall be silent so as to, again, misdirect and spin and get as far away as you did for these gay marriage arguments.

  • java lu

    So if I make sure gay marriage don’t get passed, I get hot lesbian 3 way?

  • dale

    no. lesbians would be lame. they wouldn’t fuck you. end of story.

  • What’sYourName?

    1st- The only thing wrong with lesbians is since I am now 53 single male, you are taking yourself out of my possible girlfriend pool and your also taking 1 or more women out also.

    2nd- Gay men, can someone tell me who decides, who is the wifey? I unexpectedly went into a gay bar the other day by mistake and wanted to leave but couldn’t find any exits, is that a racist joke?

    3rd- Consenting adults, maybe but are we talking too much about same sex that kids are more confused thinking that it s ok to test murky waters. My parents have been married 54 years and their example is what I wish for myself, I have a young man/son and hope to be a grandfather some day.

    4th- I think some gay men are only doing men to make that man to look weak in the eyes of society, or a power control technique over that person, ex: shut up or I’ll tell everybody that you sucked my dik.

    5th- As for love between adults, it’ really none of my business and now lets legalize pot for recreational use in Canada, the land of the free.