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Disney’s Star Wars auditions aren’t going so well

Posted on November 7, 2012 by
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With all this talk of Disney buying Star Wars and making plans to do the next three films,  decided to end the speculation by offering this exclusive, first look at a Disneyfied Star Wars.

Unfortunately, things aren’t going so well. Everyone in Disney’s stock is just a little too peachy for the franchise. Snow White won’t wear Princess Leia’s skimpy costume (PRUDE) and you can barely make out what Donald Duck is saying. Jack Sparrow has that edge they’re looking for but not surprisingly, he’s too drunk the remember his lines.

Watch it here: 

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