These bros have a very difficult task ahead of them. After a string of amazing roommates from their own bro family, they’re left with no single dudes to live with. Everyone has abandoned them for the world of matrimony and fatherhood. Boohoo.
The two guys posted an ad on Craigslist for a new roommate. They want to assimilate a new bro into their existing bro community — but not just any random bro. They’re looking for a renaissance bro who is well-educated and has a steady job, but is not above making dildo jokes and discussing the intricacies of BLTs.
If you know anyone who’s interested, please help these guys with their serious request. We have some suggestions after the jump.
Phil Dunphy, of the school of Phil’s-ophy
Barney Stinson because of course
Troy or Abed, you choose!