violin subwoofer. Skrillex and Ellie Goulding, aka the most epic and meant-to-be couple of all time, have split up after a year. A source revealed to US Weekly that the couple couldn’t handle the long-distance thing.
When I first heard that the two were dating oh so long ago, I was taken aback. They really are (were?) the most adorable couple — those shaved heads and love for strange yet beautiful music? My heart cannot handle it.
I hope these two are okay. In the meantime, here are five breakup tips inspired by this once-glorious couple:
1. Write a song.
2. Change your hairstyle.
Ellie and Skrillex sported do’s to similar to each other. It’s time to move on and go where no man has gone before — shave the other side.
3. Go to Disneyland.
Skrillex knows how to cope with the pain. Who wouldn’t be cheered up by a nice hug from Goofy?
4. Look ahead, not in the past.
Is it just me, or is he starting to give himself his own advice? Whenever you go through a breakup, don’t dwell in the past. Always look forward to what’s coming.
5. Remember to laugh.
Like Ellie, we should all remember to smile and remember all the great things in life.