Cue the violin subwoofer. Skrillex and Ellie Goulding, aka the most epic and meant-to-be couple of all time, have split up after a year. A source revealed to US Weekly that the couple couldn’t handle the long-distance thing.
When I first heard that the two were dating oh so long ago, I was taken aback. They really are (were?) the most adorable couple — those shaved heads and love for strange yet beautiful music? My heart cannot handle it.
I hope these two are okay. In the meantime, here are five breakup tips inspired by this once-glorious couple:
1. Write a song.
I don’t even want to imagine the music that will evolve from this breakup. Between Ellie’s beautiful lyrics and Skrillex’s aggressive beats, I wonder whose breakup song will come out on top?
2. Change your hairstyle.
Ellie and Skrillex sported do’s to similar to each other. It’s time to move on and go where no man has gone before — shave the other side.
3. Go to Disneyland.
Skrillex knows how to cope with the pain. Who wouldn’t be cheered up by a nice hug from Goofy?
4. Look ahead, not in the past.
Is it just me, or is he starting to give himself his own advice? Whenever you go through a breakup, don’t dwell in the past. Always look forward to what’s coming.
5. Remember to laugh.
Like Ellie, we should all remember to smile and remember all the great things in life.
