1. Who sucks the most?
That’s um… really mean, but a really interesting voting system.
2. Mark Wahlberg’s Halloween boobs
That’s the spirit, Mr. Wahlberg. I wonder if he knew that his placement of the pumpkins was just too perfect.
3. Scarlett Johanson faceplants (but it’s fake)
Any ScarJo fangirls can relax, this faceplant was intentional for a movie!
4. Hungry bird
Apparently a guy wanted to feed his parrot, and then found said parrot already feasting in the box. I just really hope the little guy is able to breath. He seems to be inhaling those little fruits and nuts.
5. Awesome family photo
There are too many amazing things about this photo. First, the complete and utter oblivion of the woman in this photo. Second, the middle child’s face. Third the backhanded slap that was the result of the complete fail. Though the pain must have been horrible, this captured a funny moment for the family.
6. Holy sh*t Halloween decorations
It’s one of those “when you see it…” kind of things. Eeep.
7. Jack Skellington fail
The person who made this just became my hero. I’ve always wanted to carve a Tim Burton related pumpkin — but after seeing this, I know nothing I make can compare.
8. CUTENESS OVERLOAD
I nearly cried of happiness when I saw this. Although I don’t condone animal costuming too much, this is just… I can’t. His adorable eyes are staring into my soul.
9. Worst. Roommate. Ever.
How would you feel if you woke up to this creepy specimen one morning? If my roommate did this, I would be so displeased.
10. Farrah Abraham’s new face
I always thought the Teen Mom star was really pretty, but she went and got some plastic surgery.
