The Illusion gives himself a bowl cut in Malibu California, somewhere on spaceship earth. Here are his top tips to maintaining a perfect bowl cut.
My own personal advice: PLEASE PEOPLE. Don’t try this at home, it’s only for professionals.
1. Talk in third person and call yourself by a nickname. The only people who can achieve a perfect bowl, treat themselves with respect.
2. Don’t f*cking sweat about it being straight, man. It is what it is and it’s about being crooked.
3. Don’t use a bowl, cut it yourself because “you can’t be bought.” There is no hair salon that knows how to give a perfect bowl cut.
4. “Perfection is the secret to perfection.” [Nods head.]
5. After you’ve destroyed your hair, give it two or three days to settle and grow out.
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