Okay Kanye, we’re onto you. First you tease us with a title like “White Dress” (hello obvious shout out to your GF Kim Kardashian). But we’re a little skeptical after hearing this 60 second snippet of said song.
The title is an obvious connotation to marriage. But after hearing this clip, we’re not so sure. The song goes from romantic/hopeful/skeptical/downright heart wrenching — all in 60 seconds! Oh Kanye, you and your poetic and mysterious ways.
So, if the song isn’t entirely about Kim Kardashian, then who? You’ve had a fare share of ladies in your life.
Here’s a breakdown of who “White Dress” might be written about:
1. Kim Kardashian
We’ll start with the obvious. In the song you say, “you the type of girl that probably deserve a new last name.” Could this be an ode to Kimmy? Kim Kardashian-West sounds a little cringe worthy, but for you Kanye, we’ll play along.
2. Amber Rose
This likely candidate broke your heart not too long ago. A large portion of this song is dedicated to a damaged relationship. Hmm, could this be your final shout out to your ex, Amber Rose?
3. Kanye West
Kanye, you’re too fabulous to be wedding anyone but yourself. Why don’t you just do it already?