And now were present the dad of the year, who created a legally binding contract as retribution, after his young CHILD pooped in the shower. The contract states that the father is permitted to submit said embarrassing details to her high school yearbook team when his daughter is a senior.
Years down the road he’ll be all: “Daughter, my young graduate, remember when you pooped in the shower and I had to clean it up? Imma tell all your friends about it.” And if she doth protest he’ll just pull out the very official contract which has now been verified by the Internet and go “Too bad!! You shouldn’t have signed the contract darling.”
Well done sir.
What’s the most embarrassing thing your parents have ever done?