What the what??
China one-upped the US again with these machines that extract human sperm. According to Oddity Central several hospitals in China are trying out the machine for dudes who are having troubling jacking off in fertility clinics.
All you have to do is slip on a condom and stick your parts into the machine — then just relax and let it do its magic. It looks a little aggressive/violent in the video, but apparently The Fappinator 2000 is mega popular in China and up to 20 or 30 patients use it a day. We know it’s just a matter of time before they make a battery operated at home edition for lonely, bored guys on a Friday night. Sigh.