Wouldn’t it be nice if anytime two leaders of a particular country disagreed over a world conflict someone could just suggest “ROCK PAPER SCISSORS” and then they’d be all “okay, best out of three? Let’s do this. Winner takes the world.”
Sadly, this is probably the only time you’ll ever see a rock, paper, scissors tournament between people like Barack Obama, the Pope, the Queen and Iran’s president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
The Pope and Kim Jong-il make it to the finals but you’ll have to watch to see who wins.