I’ve repeated this OVER AND OVER again but I’m partial grumpy things. Grumpy Care Bears, grumpy professors (they’re so cute!), grumpy Smurfs and of course, grumpy animals like Henri the Existential Cat.
Now I think I’ve finally found my future dog in Porter the English Bulldog. Porter is unhappy about something and he wants everyone to know it. What is he so upset about you ask? “Porter is three months old and hates being on his leash,” his owner writes on YouTube. One commenter suggests: perhaps he feel emasculated by the purple leash? Just a thought.

