All the papers are reporting that Katy Perry went to Disneyland to “get over” John Mayer, which seems ridiculous considering:
1. The pair only dated for several weeks so we highly doubt she hid under her duvet with double chocolate ice cream and wrote a new song called “Dear John the Sequel: What happened After Taylor Swift.”
2. She was dating John Mayer. Do you really think the recovery time took all that long?
Girl took some time out of her busy schedule to go to Disneyland’s Magic Kingdom with BFF Shannon Woodward. She tweeted a photo of them wearing mouse ears and hiding behind menus with the caption: “Why, yes! WE will dine with you, Walt!”
And we will gladly dine with you Katy.