Miley Cyrus retweeted a message from her long lost bun of hair. Although the bun has poor grammar, we respect that it isn’t holding hard feelings against Miley, who recently cut it off in favor of a Twiggy-esque cut. The bun even advised Miley on how to tell off haters. Message: If you’re going to tell people off, it’s always more legitimate if you include Chanel’s logo.
In fact, I don’t actually pay for therapy. Instead, I read Ed Sheeran’s tweets every morning and then repeat them 3o times over in front of the mirror as a daily affirmation.
We’re surprised Miley Cyrus let strangers babysit her dog. Has she not seen the new trailer for Seven Psychopaths?!? YELP.
Good to see Mac Miller is inspired by an extensive collection of music.
That was the day Conor Maynard retired music. After you get a sartorial compliment like this from Wiz Khalifa, you really can’t go up.
Lady Gaga announced she collaborated on a single with friend Kendrick Lamar called “Partynauseous.” Naturally, it’s about Jakarta.
Like Snooki, we understand the perils of watching the tragic comedy Marley and Me. I burn through an average of five tissues for each viewing so I can’t imagine how many a hormonal pregnant woman would destroy.
Oh no, oh no, oh no. Everybody run!! Rebecca Black Rehearsals = Rebecca Black Performance = Dead Ear Drums. Listen to the cat: