Teach me how to Dougie
Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney won gold in the team competition and silver on the vault. But she really should have competed in the little known Dougie competition. [Bleacher Report]
Epke Zonerland
Epke Zonderland performed three back-to-back release maneuvers on the horizontal bar which, if you don’t know, is like OMG good. Dude earned gold and set off thousands of batting eyelashes. If you listen closely, you can hear them. [Another Broken Compass]
Tom Daley
Oh, hi there Olympic diver Tom Daley. What? You want to take me for dessert and stare at me with your smouldering eyes? Well, okay. I guess that would be possible. BTW, you totally won the wet T-shirt contest (hubada).
America’s sexiest douche
Olympic fame-whore swimmer Ryan Lochte has been earning quite a reputation as America’s sexiest douche. Here’s his trademark Zoolander look, with his accompanying catchphrase “Jeah.” Note: Jeah is ACTUALLY his catchphrase (adapted from rapper Lil Jon), we didn’t just make that up. [Bright Star]
Hillary Clinton
This might not seem like an Olympic-related post but if you really think about it Hillary Clinton was displaying her athleticism at a dinner in South Africa on Tuesday. This is the 64-year-old’s way of getting the youth vote while realizing her dream of performing an Olympic-style floor routine. [Laughter Key]
