This home video perfectly describes my friendship with my former roommate. Whenever I was suffering from chronic boredom or had excess energy, I’d trespass into her bedroom and bug her for hours. At first, it was just silly but soon I began testing her patience. She insisted that she never got annoyed with annoying people because she grew up with two rambunctious younger brothers. “You could never beat them,” she bargained. It was like a test. And thus, I Animorphed into a creature quite like this bird. The dark period in my life proved two things 1. Give up on a lost cause early or else you’ll be the crazy person trying to annoy a roommate by dancing in costume 2. Sabrina has a will of steel.