History of wooing women

Posted on July 25, 2012 by

Do you wonder why women yearn for the fedora-wearing men of the 1950s, who presented fresh red roses at the beginning of dates and who whispered sweet nothings about eyes looking like moons and holding your hand?

Somewhere around 1994 it all went to hell when Boyz II Men started singing about making “love,” which promptly led to muchos songs about f*cking, licking you from head to toe and doing things that can only be described with undecipherable symbols like %$@*$-ing.

While there are definitely some romantic modern tracks out there that  is forgetting (try the James Blunt, Jason Mraz crew), I think they hit the nail on the head. Romance is dying.

It goes both ways though people! So if you’re opting for a homemade, candlelit dinner, forget about Enrique Iglesias “Tonight (I’m Fucking You)” and go for Justin Bieber’s “Die In Your Arms” instead. It will be appreciated.

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One response to “History of wooing women”

  1. Francisco says:

    Nice try Justin Bieber fans. But… if JB is what romance is about now we are doomed. Besides, you know there are better things, old and new, out there and both JB and Enrique Iglesias, right?

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