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Twitter Stalking: The Wanted, Deadmau5, Conor Maynard and more

Posted on July 19, 2012 by

The Wanted are like, so popular

Ah yes. Just like The Wanted I also love spending my afternoons indulging in the slew of fan mail addressed to me. The only problem is trying to drag the heavy bag of love sonnets through my front door (#celebrityproblems). Luckily it does wonders for my biceps. [Sidenote: I don’t actually get letters of praise or in fact, any letters at all. I’m merely channeling the thoughts of bandmates Tom Parker and Jay McGuiness (above) because their lives seem are undeniably awesome.]

Conor Maynard is naked

Conor Maynard landed in Atlanta to perform for his Mayniacs and tweeted about the sweltering heatwave that struck the city. By now the Mayniacs are like “Britt, stop talking about Atlanta and weather. Dude just tweeted about “naked time” and I’m visualizing. He can have the key to my city anytime.” Yes, they ACTUALLY just said that.

Kendall Jenner is a princess

When I was Kendall Jenner’s age I spent my summers drinking rainbow Slurpees at the local amusement park and watching repeat episodes of dated sitcoms when I wasn’t working at a nameless Canadian department store. Meanwhile, 16-year-old Kendall and her sister Kylie go to photo shoots and tweet photos of themselves in glitzy princess dresses. Man, she is so relatable.

Deadmau5 gets a fluffy friend

Even Deadmau5 can’t resist the undeniable cuteness of kittens. The house music producer also tweeted: “I got a new roommate and Meowingtons has a new friend! Internet, meet Miss Nyancat!” INTERNET: bow down to your new leader Miss Nyancat. I thought the day would never come when the meme bachelor would get shacked up. These are the end times.

Rob Kardashian hasn’t lived

This is how Rob Kardashian lost the respect of all his fans.

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