The Dark Knight Rises is being released tomorrow but just remember, somewhere out there is a lone Darth Vader riding a unicycle and playing bagpipes while wearing a traditional Scottish kilt. With all the attention on Bane, the dark enforcer can’t help but suffer from a low self-esteem. The desperate act is a wretched attempt to entice the Internet turn its attention back on him. Sorry dude, you’ll just have to sit this one out.
