I’ve never really thought of my cat as boring — I’d say indifferent, apathetic and independent are better words to describe Farley. Still, if you want to supercharge your cat why not try this special new toy called XLR8? All you have to do is attach the motion-activated device to your cat and bingo, he’ll sound like an expensive sports car wherever he goes. That way your lazy good-for-nothing cat will be much more exciting when he’s not doing anything… which is pretty much all the time.

