OMG. I simply cannot.
While I encourage young people to write and think creatively, this seventh grader’s fan fiction involving Ashton Kutcher is a tad bit disturbing.
The story starts innocently with Kutcher riding in a taxi cab. But coming across a middle school dance, he decides to stop by because he was feeling a little bit lonely. There, he meets a girl named “Melessia Bella” (which we can assume is the little girl reading) and there, they flirt and share a dance that GET THIS, did not follow the 12-inch rule set by the school chaperone.
I won’t reveal any more details about this story. However, I can safely say that it gets A LOT more uncomfortable from there.
Oh, to be young and discovering boys.


