Chris “Crabstickz” Kendall raps about the perils of creepily chasing girls online in the aptly titled song “Facebook Stalking.” The music video, which was created for the Dawson’s Bros. Funtime show on BBC, tells the tale of a young man who meets a chick at a club and starts ogling more than 600 photos of her and her university friends going all the way back to her 2006 trip to Cancun.
He raps: “Damn girl this is really upsetting. You’ve been tickin’ all the boxes on your privacy settings. And your profile picture just ain’t doing the job. Cos your profile picture is a picture of your dog.” Eventually he has to resort to old school stalking measures.
Watch it here:
