I’m pretty sure if I went to Chicago’s infamous hostile hot dog stand Weiner’s Circle, I’d leave with a charred hot dog and a side low self esteem — possibly no dignity and a few tears rolling down my cheeks too. Well, that’s exactly what happened to 30 Rock’s Jack McBrayer (a.k.a Kenneth). B*tch told the doe-eyed actor he’s too sweaty, slow and probably a meth addict.
That’s not okay.
So he swore revenge and sought help from his friend Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. The cigar-smoking dog RIPS the woman apart on Conan O’Brien and basically avenges all the customers who have been called names at the hot dog stand.
Finally, the bullies all bond over their mutual love of name-calling and work together to serve vulnerable customers. So it’s a happy ending for everyone.