All this pit bull Cam wants to do is get to the top of this slide because there’s CLEARLY going to be a special pot of liver kibble at the other end (wait that’s the wrong saying) for him to nosh on. Unfortunately the slide is wet, and I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to climb up a wet slide — or climb up any steep slide at all — but it’s the type of activity only those obscenely athletic kids in gym class could ever master.

