Martinis taste so much better when the production value is as high/higher than Tom Cruise a la Cocktail. For example, I prefer my martinis shaken not stirred and BTW I also want an entire four minute juggling performance choreographed to Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit.”
This Ukrainian dudes name is Alexander Shtifanov and he appeared on Ukraine’s Got Talent this year. All I can say is, he’s got to earn some big tips. Then again, if you’re really hankering for a quick martini you might be thinking “sorry, I ordered my drink three minutes ago.”
