half admit that I want to read Fifty Shades of Grey just to see what all the hooplah is about. The book was written by E.L. James as a work of Twilight fanfiction and went viral — it’s even going to be turned into a movie. So, you know I’m all over this Funny or Die parody, featuring Selena Gomez reading “Fifty Shades of Blue.”
I’m kind of loving that Selena is actually pretty funny, plus she manages to pull off the sexual undertones of the book while being tasteful. After reading a few chapters of the erotic novel, Selena is attracted to the grimey painter that paints her walls sky blue. The overall-wearing painter doesn’t cover his mouth when he coughs and scoops out belly lint right in front of her.
Meanwhile, a turned on Selena silently watches him paint from the corner, gnawing on his paint swatches like they’re dog bones and nearly drawing blood after biting her lip. Ultimately, she manages to creep out the creepiest guy ever.
Watch it here: