I was a good student, I promise, but once in a while I passed notes with my friends in middle school. There was occasionally news that just couldn’t wait until lunch time and I’m sorry Mr. Blake, but it had to be during our reading of Fifth Business.
Anyway, this one middle school teacher collected notes he confiscated over the years. Many of them consist of questions about dating or the bogus, rumour-mill swirling words that most notes are made of. [Source]
1) She’s just jealous, duh!
2) She’s such a copy-cat
3) Do you like Steven? Check a box please
4) Meet me behind trailer 5
5) I just do