1) You’re supposed to hit the volleyball with your wrists, not your face.
2) Goldfish don’t count as eye witnesses.
3) Bleach won’t help you pass a drug test.
4) Toothpaste won’t make you high.
5) Sexism isn’t sexy.
6) This isn’t what a slide is for.
7) If you don’t know the difference between than and then, than then learn.
8) If you’re going to wear a belt, make sure it’s tight.
7) Dogs shouldn’t wear shoes.
9) If you’re going to sleep in class, this isn’t the proper position.
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