In the world of celebrity news, there’s no shortage of hits and misses. This week, People magazine names Beyoncé the world’s most beautiful woman, and Harry Styles gets a new girlfriend while breaking teenage hearts along the way.
HIT: The Wanted kill it on the Today Show
To celebrate the American release of their album, the British boy band performed their smash hit, “I’m Glad You Came.” The boys kept it clean and didn’t talk about the song’s true meaning. Excuse me while I giggle while watching my other favourite dirty boy band songs, O-Town’s “Liquid Dreams” and B44’s “Get Down.”
MISS: Harry Styles caught kissing a model
Sorry ladies, Styles may have been taken off the market. Styles was caught smooching 18 year-old American model, Emma Orsilly in New Zealand last weekend. It could be worse — he may have contracted chlamydia from a koala.
HIT: Beyoncé named The World’s Most Beautiful Woman
People magazine have dubbed the singer as the World’s Most Beautiful Woman for 2012. I can’t believe it took them this long to do it. Beyoncé is FLAWLESS.
MISS: Justin Bieber pens a song for his own “Billie Jean,” Mariah Yeater
The heartthrob told reporters in London his new album will include a song about Yeater, the 20 year-old who accused the Biebs of fathering her child late last year. The paternity case may have been thrown out, but expect a watered down version of “Billie Jean” in the upcoming months.
HIT: Carey Mulligan marries Marcus Mumford in secret
The young starlet married the Mumford and Sons rocker in a Prada dress with pink Wellington boots during their English countryside barnyard wedding. Congratulations to the couple for having what sounds like a beautiful wedding (not only because Jake Gyllenhaal and Colin Firth were there) and for doing it in secret.
MISS: Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor in upcoming Lifetime flick
Lohan has finally hit a career bottom. Let’s face it — Lifetime is where actors try to desperately cling onto their failed movie star dreams. Case-in-point: Jennifer Love-Hewitt is on this channel! Yes, she who publicly confessed her love for Adam Levine on Ellen. It was sad and pathetic at the same time. I hope Lindsay can pull it off but I don’t know if this is the right roll!