If you’re a fan of New Girl like I am, you’ll know that proud douche Schmidt used to be very insecure and overweight when he was younger. Since he’s a wealth of useless advice, Vulture asked the illustrator Jon Defreest to re-imagine the television character as a Richard Simmons-style gym instructor, as seen above.
Schmidt responded with an unintentionally funny video of him quad-dominating the class of booted-off character Coach. Nothing screams douche like a guy working out to David Guetta’s “Turn Me On,” wearing pants that are way too tight.
Watch it below: