One thing traditional phone calls will always have over texting is that the conversation doesn’t get misinterpreted. Aziz Ansari laments about the perils of texting a girl, especially when he’s in a whip-fire fast conversation with a girl and then all of a sudden she conveniently stops texting when he asks her out for pizza. Awkward.
“What just happened? I know you just read that shit,” he says. “What did you chuck your phone into a locker and go ride a roller coaster for two hours?”
Unfortunately for the lack-a-texter Aziz will get so angry that he’ll disinvite you and go eat the pizza with people that are nicer to him, so there.
The clip is a preview from “Dangerously Delicious,” which you can download or stream for $5 online.
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