While appearing on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” last night, Oscar-nominated actor Gary Oldman (“Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy”) agreed to do a cold reading of the latest “Jersey Shore” episode.
Like Jimmy Kimmel says, every week the Jersey gang sets the bar lower and every episode they get under that bar. Gary got on stage and recapped the episode that aired last night.
“While dancing in the club, Snooki accidentally pees on herself. She sprays perfume on herself and calls it a ‘Shore Shower’,” Gary recites in a theatrical voice.
“Snooki pees in the backyard. Mike claims he’s the nicest out of everyone this year. J-Wow says she saw his weiner hanging out,” Gary continues.
The actor does an amazing job and I’d much rather listen to his sharp recaps than the sleazy show itself. Have a listen below.