Probably the stupidest thing I found on the internet today is Jessica Lowndes’ music video for “I Wish I Was Gay”.
Jessica plays a singer on the hit show 90210 and now she’s one in real life, too, but she just so happens to be a really shitty one.
When not filming for the show, she’s recording her upcoming album. Jessica’s first single is called “I Wish I Was Gay” and my final verdict is: I wish I was deaf.
There’s nothing more annoying than a pretty, rich girl complaining about being too pretty and getting hit on by everyone in the world with an adam’s apple. She continues the “wah wah, I wish I was a lesbian so I wouldn’t be treated poorly by guys” whining in the form of a music video.
The video for “I Wish I was Gay” is as bad as the track cover. It starts off with Jessica in a dressing room dressed in menswear, auditioning for what appears to be the sequel for Showgirls.
If Jessica’s talented at anything, it’s lapdancing. There’s a ton of that in the music video, which seems hypocritical for someone who wishes she was on the pink taco diet.
Sure, guys watching this may need a cold shower afterwards but the only thing I need after watching this monstrosity is a shotgun to the head. Watch the video at your own risk.