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Michael Lohan To Box John Wayne Bobbitt

Posted on April 26, 2011 by
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What do you expect from Lindsay Lohan when her Dad is such a useless douche bag. It’s been announced that Michael Lohan will box John Wayne Bobbitt, reports RadarOnline.

For those younger readers, you may be wondering whose John Wayne Bobbitt? Well John’s penis was infamously severed by his wife, Lorena, with a knife in 1993. He has had some odd jobs since that momentous event, including starring in some porn ironically.

RadarOnline has learned Bobbitt challenged Lohan to three one-minute rounds on June 4 in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

“It should be a very interesting match!”Celebrity Boxing founder Damon Feldman told RadarOnline.

“It’s for a great cause, raising awareness for teen drug and alcohol addiction.”

There is so much wrong with this, but we can’t wait to watch this fight.

 

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