Sarah Palin is sending the security of Dancing with the Stars into a tizzy, TMZ reports.
The arrival of the Palinator to watch daughter Bristol compete on the reality show has caused security to bolster their efforts substantially. The network has put the entire lot on “heightened alert.” Officials will be performing random bumper-to-bumper searches on select cars that enter the lot, and the bags of all audience members will the thoroughly rifled through. From there, everything will be passed through a metal detector before the ticketholder will be allowed to take their seat.
Though Sarah’s not technically running for any government position, it’s been decided that for the safety of the audience she should be treated as a government official.
It’s also been reported that should the worst-case scenario happen, Sarah is a higher priority than her daughter! Lolz! That’s good parenting for you.
We’re sure Bristol is a wonderful dancer, but we’d rather spend the broadcast watching her mom chat with Jersey Shore’s Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino! We have a feeling those two would totally hit it off.
Bristol and competition partner Mark Ballas will be dancing to “Mama Told Me (Not To Come)” for Sarah and the studio audience. Will you be watching this season of DWTS?
Mars (whose real name is Peter Hernandez) was arrested at 2:40am at the Hard Rock Hotel when security confronted the singer in the bathroom where he was found with narcotics. There is no word on exactly what Mars had in his possession.
Radar Online reports that Perry and some close friends, including fellow artist and BFF Rihanna, took the Hard Rock Hotel Beach Club in Vegas by storm this weekend. The partygoers proceeded to celebrate Katy’s engagement in the most rock star way possible…by, erm, sitting in the corner of the pool and smoking?
Okay, so it wasn’t the wild and crazy bash that we were all expecting. Still, the guests seemed pretty content to be there, especially Rihanna, who was thoughtful enough to bring along her finest red wig for the occasion.
Katy Perry and her fiancé, British comedian Russell Brand, are getting hitched sometime this fall at an undisclosed location.
Enjoy it while you can, Katy! You only tie the knot once (hopefully)!
The critically acclaimed series Weeds is back for Season 6 on Showcase, and we couldn’t pass up the opportunity to sit down with Hunter Parrish and Justin Kirk, two of the stars on the series. So what did we talk about? Well the show of course and how they researched their individual roles. Basically we wanted to know if they get high. See for yourself……
George Clooney spent some time in Sardinia this week meeting the parents of his current flame, Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis. Radar Online is reporting that the couple spent two days visiting the European island, presumably to make sure their syrupy couple goodness was equally spread over the entire geographical area.
Clooney dedicated a good chunk of the trip to Elisabetta’s hometown to bonding with her family, but he wasn’t shy about spending some…ahem, alone time with his beau at the romantic Hotel Villa Las Tronas.
What can we say? A gentleman knows what he wants and how he wants it.
In all seriousness, the experience must have been a little weird for Canalis’ parents. Georgey is probably closer to their age than their daughter’s! Alas, true love prevails over all, especially in an enduring relationship like this one.
Aww, who are we kidding?! Clooney goes through young, hot women like crazy. At least he treats them well and it’s a mutually understood agreement!
What do you think? Could Clooney meeting the parents mean he’s finally settling down with someone?
Lindsay Lohan is not taking these recent failed drug tests lying down.
TMZ reports that the Freaky Friday star is beginning to understand and admit that she has a serious drug problem after totally bombing two separate screens, one for cocaine. Friends say that Lohan is “beating herself up over [the tests]…she feels like she just ruined all these really great opportunities that were coming her way.” She’s also been spotted hitting up Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, though her eyes are still looking a little glassy and vacant to us…
Come on Lindsay! We know you can bounce back from this. Remember Mean Girls? That was a great movie! Get better so you can make Mean Girls 2 and earn buckets of money and spend it on normal celebrity things, like hover cars and unicorns!
Do you think the judge will believe in her sobriety efforts when her court date comes around?