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Karissa Shannon, the Next Big Sexsation

Posted on September 8, 2010 by
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Look out world, we may be in for another exciting and shocking sex surprise a la One night in Paris! This tape may prove itself to be even hotter than Kim Kardashian’s and Pamela Anderson’s combined.

The scandalous sex tape chronicles continue as former twenty-year-old playmate and girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, Karissa Shannon’s xxx tape is now in the hands of Vivid Entertainment. According to TMZ.com, The tape stars Shannon and her boyfriend, “Smallville” actor, Sam Jones III. Steve Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment, has called the film “extremely erotic” and he hopes to release it soon. Hirsch is reluctant to reveal the source of the tape but claims that he is “very impressed with the quality and content”.

There is no usage of night vision in this one. Really, how could we expect any less from a playmate who lived at the Mansion with her twin sister, Kristina? Too bad the tape doesn’t star both sisters. That would take the this thing to a whole new level and probably make Vivid Entertainment a boat load more money. Maybe the incest would be a little too profane, but hell, it has been done before.

It is a huge let down but remember, Kristina is the good twin, she only poses naked, no sex tapes for her. But wait, the plot thickens, apparently notorious psychopath, Spencer Pratt allegedly stole the sex tape from Shannon’s apartment but his soon-to-be ex-wife, Heidi Montag, doesn’t start in it. That’s really a shame, but maybe it is for the best. We have no way of knowing whether or not those scars from Speidi’s complete body reconstruction surgery have  healed and we certainly don’t need another Tara Reid on our hands.

Pratt supposedly holds a couple of sex tapes starring Hedi and Shannon in some girl on girl action, but those tapes remain to be seen. Pratt is facing a law suit for this particular lascivious larceny. However, the lawsuits in these type of cases always seem like empty threats; just a way to hype up the tape. After all, The Hills really do have eyes.

What’s most shocking is the fact that Jones III, such a wholesome television actor, would participate in such debauchery. He’s making the jump from the small screen to the smut screen. The WB must be very upset by this incident. How will they ever rebuild Jones III’s good reputation? This is yet another sad demonstration of an innocent young celebrity being exploited. He probably just didn’t know the camera was on. Jones III should have learned from poor Vanessa Hudgen’s incident. Again we see that history repeats itself especially in the form of sex tapes.

There is no set release date for the film as Hirsch and Vivid Entertainment are still meeting with attorneys.Vivid Entertainment has released a number of celebrity sex tapes including Kendra Wilkinson’s, Kim Kardashian’s, and Montana Fishburne’s. Hirsch is currently still in negotiations to release the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt sex tape.

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