T.I.When it comes to Hollywood, as the old and overused saying goes, there’s no such thing as bad press.

But we know that’s just bull. Such a line is used for people who, let’s face it, crave bad publicity because they realize others have finally caught onto their uselessness and lack of talent.

Lindsay Lohan, I’m looking at you.

Yet somehow, the month of March barely gave us any of these headliners. Quite impressive considering Tinseltown is full of train wrecks and yesterday’s news.

So, as usual, here are the best and worst moments in entertainment, music, and everything else pop culture that this month had to offer.

BEST:

5) Jessica Simpson’s “New” Bod: I actually wasn’t sure if this headline was a good one or a bad one. But it’s sad when a size two Jessica Simpson is classified as “huge” by various media outlets. Mind you, this is the same media that, one minute later, will question why young Hollywood’s caloric intake consists solely of air and water (it’s not as appetizing as it sounds. Seriously). Either way, recent photos show the country singer has slimmed down—and still maintained her curvy figure—proving that she still can have junk and look hot.

4) Aniston takes out the trash. Again: Apparently Mayer’s tweeting ways really pissed off Aniston to the point that she dumped the fame-whore. Yet Mayer claims he is not addicted to Twitter. However, this is the guy who practically runs after paparazzi/TMZ just to get THEIR attention. Yeah, I don’t buy it.

3) Desperate Housewife Gets Shocked: I still love Desperate Housewives. Even if it’s somewhat predictable. And while Nicollette Sheridan’s character should’ve died about three times already on the show, her recent accident may just be the end for her. Then again, she may “shock” us and come back. I mean, this is the woman who survived horrible relationships and an accidental attempted suicide. She’s a fighter. 

2) Earth Hour: If you turned off your lights for one hour during Earth Hour, you are pretty cool. This moment is quite the cultural movement as it requires millions of people around the world to commit one act simultaneously—in hopes of making the world a better place.  But if you are one of those few who threw an “anti-Earth Hour” party and turned on ALL your lights just to spite your neighbours, in the words of Red Foreman, “thanks dumbass.”

1) FNL is back: Today, I found out that the best show on television is back for another two seasons. Only bad news? Some of the most beloved cast members may not be back including the characters Matt Saracen, Tim Riggins and Lyla Garrity. FML.

WORST:

5) Junos. They suck: Did anyone actually watch these awards this year? Wait; does anyone ever watch this show? I tried my best to follow (really I did) but even Russell Peters couldn’t save this lame excuse that claims it celebrates “real Canadian talent.”

4) T.I. Goes to the Slammer: Is there any point of sending celebrities to prison? Really? We all know that most, if not all, serve less time (or no time at all) than regular folks anyway. And even if T.I does spend a year (or less) in prison, we all know his music career is far from being “Dead and Gone.” Oh come on, you saw that one coming.

3) Madonna finds Jesus, only to lose him. Again: Even though the Church doesn’t like her, Madonna somehow managed to proclaim “Hallelujah” once again after finding Jesus.  Or did Jesus find her? Whatever. The point is, according to rumours, the cross burner songstress must’ve lost her faith because she dumped Jesus. Hmm, this is not what the Bible taught me…

2) Sienna Miller dreams the impossible: Miller needs to grab onto Madonna’s heavenly leftovers or pray really hard if she really wants the unfeasible to happen. After her much-publicized affair with Balthazar Getty, this actress now wants to mend bridges and bring back her good girl image. Ooh suggestion? Quit acting. You’re not that good anyway.

1) Richardson’s death: The news of Natasha Richardson’s death was tragic and heartbreaking, but people really need to stop reporting on how this actress could’ve still been alive if, among many other things, she accepted medical care in the first place. Let it be.

 

 






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