Lindsay LohanThis rant is long past its expiry date.

Just like Lindsay Lohan’s and Samantha Ronson’s relationship.
These two really need to grow up and move on. Even though I think these two deserve each other—both have successful careers (somewhat), unstable emotional and verbal outbursts and act like children in public—together they make Britney and K-Fed’s relationship look sane and normal.

Now that’s bad.

But really, how many times a week can we read about LoRon’s roller coaster relationship? This past week, TMZ.com reported that Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas in order to surprise her (wo) man. She showed up at the club where Ronson was spinning and, after a few drinks (what else is new?) and some trashy/wild dancing, Lohan went to the bathroom. When she came out, Ronson was already gone.

Ah, smart move.

However, the “Mean Girls” star was less than pleased. According to reports, the princess of useless actresses stormed down the escalator and screamed:“I can’t believe that f*cking b*tch left me!”

Clearly, Chris Brown isn’t the only one that needs some relationship therapy.
And the rest of that night’s encounter ends like all of the other Lohan/Ronson evenings.

Ronson drives off.

Lohan chases her like a frenetic maniac—hoping to salvage some part of their doomed relationship.

She catches up with her and they make up. Or she attempts to run her over with her Mercedes because we know she’s got quite the experience in crashing her car into things.

Either way, the cycle starts all over again the next day.

This is no wonder Lohan looks like shit lately (or more so than usual). When you act like a diva AND like a two-year-old—throwing temper tantrums left and right—it takes a toll on a person. Even a spray-tan—which usually gives people a somewhat glow that makes them look somewhat healthy—cannot salvage this child. Her cocaine habit, DUI charges/warrants and her alcoholic ways do not help her either.
The most pathetic part? These people have the resources to live a “normal” lifestyle and have the ability to create healthy relationships—but choose not to do so.

And while many could potentially blame Lohan’s father for his alleged past abusive ways as the reason for her erratic behaviour and inability to commit to either her love life or her job—it’s a poor and desperate excuse for a child star who is just a child.






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