They wear designer clothing and shoes yet they are only less than four feet tall (no, not the Olsen Twins). They are millionaires and they haven’t worked a day in their lives (nope, not Paris Hilton either). Their parents are (usually) talented and in most cases, ridiculously beautiful.

I’m talking about celebrity babies. And I love them.

From Honor Marie Warren (Mom: Jessica Alba) to Nahla Ariela Aubry (Mom: Halle Berry) these kids are too cute. And the world adores them too.

But, there’s one little tot who I think is the cutest of all. And it’s not Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. She may have her mother’s killer stunning facial features and her daddy’s golden locks but, even though she may have one of the most attractive parents in showbiz, she doesn’t compare to another toddler with almost equally famous parents.

Now you must know whom I’m talking about.

TomKitten herself. The darling Suri Cruise—who made a name for herself long before she was even born.

Before Suri’s arrival on April 18, 2006, media outlets questioned Holmes’s pregnancy. When news broke out that Katie Holmes gave birth, there were no images of Suri for months—causing people to question if the child even existed. Even news of Brangelina having their first child wasn’t quite this controversial. When the world finally caught images of Suri in Vanity Fair—people questioned the baby’s paternity (myself included). Even some guy named Sea Org claimed Suri was a product of Holmes’s egg and the preserved sperm of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard.

I think is why Scientology has such a bad rep surrounding it.

But beyond questioning her existence or who really contributed to her DNA, Suri is the most precious looking child. In the world. From her need to constantly wear dresses (even in the dead of winter without a jacket—but let’s not focus on TomKat’s poor parenting skills here) to her love for shiny red shoes and deep discussions with her dolls, Suri is poster child for the perfect offspring. At least when she’s in the spotlight.

And while many may praise Brangelina for keeping Shiloh away from the media, I think the youngster is just hiding behind her adopted siblings. By now, she probably heard the news that, soon after her birth, dear “Santa” mommy confessed she felt less inclined to feel for her first biological daughter because she was more privileged from the moment she was born than her other adopted children. Yes, lets blame the barely then one-year-old child for the riches she’s born into. But this is not a rant and it’s old news—even if Shiloh won’t say the same in a few years (hey, at least she can then blame her wild and outrageous behaviour on her mother when she’s just 18-years-old and entering rehab).

So while I continue to make artificial judgments based solely on looks alone (since I have yet to hear Suri spew a coherent sentence on camera), I will continue to look for ways to create my own little Suri—but I think I would need L. Ron Hubbard’s sperm for that.

Kidding.

Maybe.

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